Christina Aguilera clearly didn’t rehearse at all and messed up the words to the National Anthem during last night’s Superbowl..twice. As much as everyone is criticizing her for forgetting words to such a popular song, I had more fun watching her performance than Black Eyed Peas & Usher’s halftime show combine; Just for laughs here’s the mistake:

Since it’s hard to post about every single celebrity story, I’ve decided to spotlight a celebrity story that is a clear example of a ’hot mess’ in a new feature called the “Hot Mess Of The Week”.

This Hot Mess of The Week award goes to: Lindsay ‘hide yo neckalace’ Lohan because not only did she recently get out of rehab,but today she will be charged with a grand felony theft for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice, California.

The store says she took the necklace and never returned it, but Lilo’s responded by saying it was a loan. If convicted she could face up to 3 years in prison. Congrats Lindsay, not only have you lost the right to go into a store without being watched, but you definitely earned the Hot Mess of the Week award and no you can’t steal the award.

Bruno Mars has decided to take a plea bargain following a cocaine possession charge the star was arrested for back in October. Bruno Mars,whose real name is Peter Hernandez, accepted a deal to pay a $2,000 fine, perform 200 hours of community service and attend drug counseling. According to Las Vegas reports, If the chart-topping singer stays out of trouble for 12 months there will be no conviction on his criminal record. Wow can everyone order the Bruno Mars deal in court?

The more I hear about Justin Bieber, the more I wish puberty would just kick in so he’d disappear. The following is yet another example of why I find Justin Bieber ridiculous (queue the beginning of 12-year old girls with pitchforks coming after me now) :