After the whole lemonade escapade, Delilah said that she should be able to promote me taking over the world. After much deliberation, I finally concurred. At first I was a little skeptical of this idea because my original plan was to keep the whole thing a secret and then use a method of attack to just kind of claim the world rather than have it accept me as the leader. But when Delilah presented her idea, it made sense. People need to know who I am before I take over the world, right? I can’t just up and tell someone that I am their new ruler (well I can but let’s be real here, that will just be too sticky of a situation, and too many questions asked, and answering questions is a major pet peeve of mine). So Delilah has proposed to me the idea of making shirts and electing a few representatives in every grade at our school to give them to in order to be worn around the school campus and exposed to people. Seeing as how I am only a 12 (.7) year old and some of the representatives we plan to elect are as old as 16, Delilah (she’s so brilliant, I have to admit) is going to call on the help of her 16 year old sister to give her a hand in distributing these shirts and requesting they be worn. Delilah thinks we should pay the representatives, but personally I think we should make them pay us. They are getting to know the inside scoop on our plan AND get a free t-shirt… why would I pay them? But in the end, she won as usual. I am never getting married. Women are too conniving and at the same time too innocent which totally messes with my brain signals that are so good at saying NO. So now we are going to be paying these chosen individuals $15 for two weeks to wear these shirts every day. More lemonade, anyone?
Brittany Black is the creator of Rodney’s story. She is a 19 year old junior at the University of South Florida, majoring in English. Writing is a hobby she has always enjoyed. She eventually wants to be a criminal defense attorney. Her hobbies are reading, writing, running, beaching, and typical college people stuff. Follow her on Twitter at Brittany123xo.
